Girl gone wild
It’s my birthday in a few weeks. Ok, like seven weeks. It’s extremely exciting for me, and possibly not that exciting for anyone else on the planet. It’s not a birthday I plan on acknowledging (hi, 37) but it DOES mean I get presents from my family. And I decided that I wanted those presents to be clothes. Much, much clothes.
So it made perfect sense to me that these items should be purchased now, while all the sales are on and I can maximise my birthday money. I started off carefully, considering at length which items I needed to plug holes in my wardrobe. And then my brain snapped and I wanted ALL THE CLOTHES.
I bought this leather biker jacket:
And this blazer:
And these boots:
And these tops:
And these treggings (I know, right? I stopped learning at jeggings).
And these accessories:
(Sorry, not sure you really needed to see the bustier, but I think its really cute!)
in about 90 seconds flat. And then I collapsed in a happy heap.
And then remorse kicked in. I know these are totally “legal” spends…but somehow I felt a bit dirty and cheaty afterwards. It seems spending is still a door that needs to remain firmly shut for me at the moment. If I open it even a crack, the hounds of hell get loose and there is no stopping me. Hopefully it’s getting better? But if that was a little test, I have to say things don’t look good. 😦
In other news, I am training my brain. I’m terrified of dementia and did a few things lately such as pouring a freshly boiled kettle of water straight down the sink instead of into my cup, and getting off the train three stops early and catching myself wandering around before I snapped to it and headed into the office. To be fair, I was really sick that day and very tired. But I convinced myself I had early-onset Alzheimer’s and downloaded this app (free version, don’t worry!) called Lumosity Brain Training. It takes a snapshot of your brain through a series of short games designed to test things like mental flexibility, speed, spacial awareness and memory. And then each day it custom-develops a training program of three (five on the full version) games for you to train your brain in each of those elements.
So the good news is I am quick as a whip and more mentally flexible than 90% of people my age. My memory is fair to middling.
The bad news is I am completely shit at math, and have literally NO spacial awareness (not really a newsflash to anyone who knows me).
There’s one game where you have to help a little penguin through a maze to a fish. It’s fine at first, because the four controls move him up, down, left and right through the maze, ahead of zombie penguin who is racing him there. But then…THE MAZE FLIPS. Your controls stay where they were though, so now when you press right, he can head left, or down or anywhere really!
I find it EXTREMELY stressful because I have to literally press all the buttons until he starts going where I want. Something in my brain short-circuits and I cannot understand what this penguin will do or which control does what. Just when I get the hang of it, THE MAZE SPINS AGAIN.
At one point this poor penguin marched up and down the same little stretch of maze for a full minute while zombie penguin strode purposefully to the fish. And then my penguin CRIED when the zombie got the fish!! Like, they actually programmed this cute little guy to make a heart-breaking peep and shed two little penguin tears while covering his eyes. It’s more than I can handle, and makes me doubly stressed in round two.
Except stress doesn’t seem to help me. There is simply nothing in my brain that can understand what the controls do when the maze flips. Logically I can say: the maze flipped 90 degrees left, so now to get him marching up the screen, we need to press the right arrow. But that doesn’t actually work when I am playing the game. I turn into a chimp, randomly banging all the controls. *sigh*.
And yes, I am one of those people who has to spin a map so it’s in the same direction as I am traveling.
So I’m not perfect. I’m still clearly not to be trusted unsupervised on the internet, and I basically could not find my way out of a paper bag.
But I’m smart in other ways! And I’m funny. And I’m kind. And I’m going to look great in that jacket. 🙂
Posted on January 13, 2015, in Game on, My Purse is Closed and tagged birthday, brain, brain-training, clothing, memory, saving, spending. Bookmark the permalink. 18 Comments.
I spin the map too. I am terrible with numbers but okay with math (I usually do math problems wrong because I wrote the numbers down wrong, lol). I am terribly forgetful though. I am worried about dementia too. Yeah that penguin game sounds like a nightmare.
Sounds like you had a fun shopping spree and don’t beat yourself up for it. You deserve it. 🙂
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Oh thanks for the encouragement! I definitely did have fun on the spree. A little tooo much fun 🙂
And you are so lucky to be good at match! There’s another game where you need to solve the equation in the raindrop before it hits the ground. If three hit, you’re dead. I never get out of the single digits! 😦
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To be fair, the boots are gorgeous 🙂 I treated myself to an Xbox One yesterday and even though I am using Christmas money towards it, I still feel guilty 😦
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Oh nice! Happy Christmas to you!:) I am sure over the hours of entertainment it gives you, the guilt will wear off. 😉 thank you for the solidarity!
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I agree that you are certainly very funny. Your blog makes me laugh and though you are going through a struggle, I find it very inspiring.—and yes, you’ll probably look killer in the jacket.
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Best comment to wake up to! It’s always nice to hear that it’s not just me who finds me funny! 😉 thanks Anthony!
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Spending gift money totally doesn’t count, at least it better not. I have every intention of spending any money I get for my birthday on random shit.
And I absolutely suck at math. We did this learning style inventory thing in class this afternoon and you had to add up how many of the different thingies you got to figure out your style. I had to get out my phone and use the calculator on it just for basic adding.
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That’s what birthday money is for, right?! 😉
And I am thinking maybe our brains can’t do mate because they don’t need to! We have calculators now and we can use brain power on much more important stuff. We’re maybe more highly evolved? 😉
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I’ve always figured that since I’m creative I don’t need to be good at math. 😀
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Exactly! 😀
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Hey, I’m no good at that penguin thing either. The minute it flips, so does my mind! Funny how the mind works (or doesn’t)
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Haha! Yes! I’m so glad someone else has trouble with that!
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I just wanted you to know that I nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award. Like all of these things there are “rules”–though you need not follow if they are too time consuming or stressful. You can find the details on my site as I didn’t want to type them again. I just wanted you to know that I appreciate your blog and any chance of people visiting your blog through my recommendation is worthwhile.
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Anthony I am SO sorry I haven’t gotten back to this. I haven’t logged in for a month 😦 Thank you SO much. I am back now. I hope to get back on another roll. Got lots of catching up to do!
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I have missed your posts, but you don’t need to apologize. I hope you had a good month away from blogging and are feeling good.
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It has been a year since your last post. I hope you are doing well and that 2016 will be a great year for you.
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Thank you Anthony…I might get back on here one of these days. Hope you’re doing well and I wish you the same for 2016!
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Wow!!! I am so happy you responded. Please don’t feel pressure to blog–sometimes it can be quite stressful. I am just glad you responded. Have a fantastic day and if I don’t hear from you, a fantastic 2016
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