Purchases that keep on giving #3: Gratitude for convenience

Photo Credit: Flavia_FF via Compfight cc

Photo Credit: Flavia_FF via Compfight cc

Everyone takes you for granted, sweetheart, but I don’t.  You take all my dirty, sweaty, food-smeared clothes and make them smell like a fresh summer’s breeze while I swan around the apartment wasting my time as I please, or even leave you in order to go off drinking, sportsing or socialising.

Before I got you, things were a lot more difficult. I had to forage for 50 cent pieces and hold onto them for grim death. I was that annoying person the supermarket line who just needs to pay 50 cents more. “There!” the cashier would say, “You’ve got one there!” “No!” I would holler, clenching my fist around it and counting out pennies. “I need that! That’s mine!”

I wasted countless beautiful Saturday hours dragging a stuffed suitcase to the nearest laundromat (either a 25 minute walk, or a train and then a bus!). Then I had to sit – usually between a fat, smelly man and a dying pot plant – reading terrible German gossip magazines from 1997 while all my friends were at the beergarden.

In winter, I had to pull that suitcase through snow and wind. And that same fat man and those same bad magazines were there. I couldn’t do more than a carry-on’s worth of washing per weekend, which meant I really had to think about what I would be wearing a week or two in future. There was none of this “Oh, I’ll stick it in the machine and it will dry overnight.” No, not like the heady days I am experiencing now.

Sometimes I would sacrifice a weeknight to washing, and that would be worse. Colleagues would see me pulling my battered little trolley and assume I was off some place. So many times I had to reply “No, nowhere special, just the laundromat.” Do you know how they looked at me?

Or there were pitched battles in the bowels of the apartment complex. Names on rosters booking out the two common machines for days on end. People forgetting their clothes in there and me having to haul them out of the machine’s mouth like so many dead mice.

But no more! I say a silent thank you every single time you yield up my towels, clothes and sheets to me fresh, clean and sweet-smelling. You never complain, you never give up and you need so little in return. It was a happy day, Mr Washing Machine, when I was finally able to afford you after moving here. And I will never, ever take you for granted.

Seriously though. How fucking good is having your own washing machine?


About colonizethemoon

36 years old. Reformed smoker. Unreformed drinker. Antisocial neighbour. Sometime shower-singer. Speaker of appalling German. On a quest to become a grown up. In all the good ways and none of the bad. Originally from Sydney (via Wales, Spain, and Newcastle, NSW) now living and working in god's country - aka Munich, Germany.

Posted on November 4, 2014, in Game on, My Purse is Closed and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. If I had to waste all that time at a damn laundromat these days I’d go stark raving mad.


  2. I can see why you’re eternally grateful to the washing machine and to be honest, most of us take them for granted. Thank you for teaching us gratitude 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

    • I would never have thought about it because I always just had one in Australia no matter where I lived. But here it took me such a long time to get set up after the expense of moving and paying rent and real estate fees that I could not just go and buy one. It was a happy, happy day when I could!


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: