You don’t run the google?

Despite being a moderately intelligent person, there are a surprising number of things I’m pretty innocent about. I am a notoriously bad liar, and a dubious judge of character – at least initially. I genuinely believe I’ll be safe no matter where I go or what I do. And that money will keep coming, and that everyone just wants to get along. I absolutely cannot dissemble, although I admit that’s mostly due to apathy.

And I had no idea how closely the internet was watching me!

Sometimes, I would have had a cheeky little peek at a handbag website. Then the next time I was on the webs, an ad for the very same bags I’d been looking at would appear. For an embarrassingly long time, I thought it was all an amazing coincidence. And then the bubble was burst and my innocence was shattered. Frankly, I haven’t been the same since.

So! I have now deactivated the tasty, tasty personalised ads google was offering me. By sorting my shit out here:

Similar options are available for Yahoo!, Apple  and Microsoft

All of which will help me keep this purse of mine firmly closed. Impenetrable, if you will.

You’re welcome.
Header Image Photo Credit: thewhitestdogalive via Compfight cc


About colonizethemoon

36 years old. Reformed smoker. Unreformed drinker. Antisocial neighbour. Sometime shower-singer. Speaker of appalling German. On a quest to become a grown up. In all the good ways and none of the bad. Originally from Sydney (via Wales, Spain, and Newcastle, NSW) now living and working in god's country - aka Munich, Germany.

Posted on July 16, 2014, in My Purse is Closed, Preparation and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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